"His Book is Worse than his Bite!"

Noticing that humans live in a dog-eat-dog world, have dog day afternoons, eat their leftovers from doggie bags, go out with dogs, etc., Spot has decided to cash in on his observations! The result is this dog of a book that will have you howling! Every dog has his day, and today it's Spot helping you with the most pressing issues in every dog's life, such as: Choosing the Right Master How to Handle Boredom Satisfying the Inner Dog Protecting Your Turf The Fine Art of Living with Guilt Facing Up to Punishment

Whether you are a dog owner or a misinformed canine in need of some guidance, "How to Be a Successful Dog" is the book for you. Success guaranteed; satisfaction, maybe.

worn but in tact